Patti the pirate.
Cindy Bock posted this with a note to me on Facebook today.It made me laugh out loud. That, um, is my face on Jack Sparrow's body.
It made Mr Brilliant spit out his coffee.
I think Johnny Depp would approve. And, by the way, it's just one sleep until Mr Depp appears on Spongebob Squarepants. My worlds collide.