A litany for Gay.





Pshaw. Everyone together now: Billy Collins.


Here's my dear sweet Billy's version. Might be important to read that one first. Or, better yet, listen to The Man read it.
And here's mine. To Gay, for 60 more:
Litany for Gay
You are the bread and the knife,
the crystal goblet and the wine.
You are the mean one in the convertible
and a dead ringer for Desmond Tutu.
You are the turquoise belt buckle of BIM
and the Ten Thousand Waves of the sea
However, you are not the mended bra,
the lavender ice cream in Waterford,
nor the brilliant or beautiful one.
And you are certainly not the sixty-year-old.
There is just no way you are the sixty-year-old.
It is possible that you are the itchy tart,
maybe even the whooping crane and the goddess,
but you are not even close
to being the sixty-year-old.
And a quick look in the mirror will show
that you are dry clean only.
It might interest you to know,
speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,
that you are one of the three peas,
but we are the sound of rain on the roof.
We also happen to be your oldest and dear friends,
the sound of martini glasses filled with risotto,
the chocolate tortoni at Weaver’s Cottage,
and a table set completely on fire at Rupperts.
We are also Tuscany West, Smith Mountain Lake,
and the ruby red Tupperware.
So don't worry, we are the Marshall Sisters.
We will always be the Marshall Sisters.
But we are not the bread and the knife.
You are still the bread and the knife.
You will always be the bread and the knife,
not to mention the crystal goblet and–somehow–the wine.
